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Purely Phrased

Fully Caffeinated. Mostly Ready. — Light

Fully Caffeinated. Mostly Ready. — Light

Regular price $59.00 USD
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Made to order. Crafted with care. Ships in 5–7 business days.

The honest anthem for anyone who's 80% ready and 100% caffeinated.

This sweatshirt celebrates the truth we all know: coffee gets us functional, but "ready" is a generous interpretation. "Fully Caffeinated. Mostly Ready." is for the morning people who aren't really morning people, the professionals running on espresso and ambition, and anyone who measures readiness in caffeine milligrams.

WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL
- Lane Seven LS14004 premium fleece (8.25 oz, cozy without being bulky)
- Soft hand feel, perfect for morning routines
- Classic crew neck, relaxed fit
- Minimalist typography that speaks the truth
- Ideal for coffee enthusiasts, early risers, and perpetual works-in-progress

FABRIC & CONSTRUCTION
Premium cotton-poly blend fleece built for comfort and durability. Retains softness wash after wash. This is the sweatshirt you pull on before your first cup—and keep wearing long after.

SIZING
Unisex sizing, true to fit. Relaxed silhouette with room to breathe. Size up for that oversized coffee-shop vibe.

THOUGHTFULLY MADE
Each sweatshirt is made-to-order, reducing waste and ensuring quality. Please allow 5-7 business days for production before shipping.

GIFT-WORTHY
Perfect for the coffee-obsessed coworker, the friend who's always "almost ready," or yourself as a daily reminder that caffeinated is close enough.

*Mockup images are representative of the final product. Slight variations in color and text size may occur based on screen settings and production. Each item is made to order with care.

Calm words. Honest humor. Quiet confidence.
                   This is Purely Phrased.

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